its so simple now you too can have awesome bishonen style hair with "jays magic hair gel"!!! ever wondered how jays kept his hair so fantastically awesome ??
jay: well before i invented "jays magic hair gel" my hair was flat and life less, now everyday i apply some of my specially formulated "jays magic hair gel" and i get cool bishonen style hair for the rest of the day!!!
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Jay: *turns off the television with a sigh* Ever since I accidentaly became popular, people have been using my name as a franchise for the strangest things... They even found a look-a-like to represent me! Did I ever give permission for that?